Playtime

Once again, I had the pleasure of visiting the BKLYN DESIGNS trade show in DUMBO.  It's really such a nice group of people.  As ridiculously inspiring as the ICFF can be, that one is almost too much to absorb in just two days, way too many people, and the booth representatives always seem to be cranky and over-extended.  BD, on the other hand, is just a lot of fun.  I highly recommend it.

So I'm going to talk about some of my favorite things from the show, in no particular order.  

The first one is pretty quick.  It's a toy created by Cas Holman called Geemo.  Cas was very fun to talk to about her new toy, but she often has very important beeswax to take care of, as you can see here:

Anywho, Geemo is a little critter made of flexible foam-rubber with magnets on its feet.

So they can stick together in all sorts of different ways.
I was having a lot of fun playing with them at the booth, actually.  They can hang around together, or walk up and down the refrigerator, Cas was even wearing some of them like a Martian necklace of some sort.  It's such a simple idea, but they really get your imagination going.  And if you buy kids a big, crazy, expensive toy, they just end up playing with the box, anyway, right?  Kids like using their imagination, and it's even better for them than spinach.

They were being sold at the MoMA Store for a while, and Cas is also talking to a few little toy stores around the city to get them out there.

Cas Holman for Heroes Will Rise

www.heroeswillrise.com

©2008, Ryan Witte

Guggenheims and Ghosts

So, Architecture's one and only diva (sorry Denise), Zaha Hadid, won the competition for the new Guggenheim in Lithuania.  When I saw the headline, I thought "but of course she did, she ROCKS."  Then I saw the images.  Holy CRAP did she ever design the hell out of this thing:

Yes, please.  And I love how she modeled in Donald Judd sculptures.  As much as I'll defend Gehry, Hadid completely blows him out of the water.  Her forms are extremely sculptural and fluid like Gehry's, but they have a real stylistic direction and expressive force that Gehry's work for the most part seems to lack.

But then I saw Daniel Libeskind's entry, and all I can say is this must have been an extremely difficult decision for whoever was making it.  His is also so unbelievably gorgeous, I'm actually kind of sad that it won't ever get built:

Wow.

The third entry shown is by Massimiliano Fuksas (all image credits there) and is truly extraordinary, too.  Still, I'm happy for Hadid and I can't help but wait breathlessly for the first thing she'll build in NYC (if she ever gets the chance).

Also: I really, really, really want a Pac-Man Ghost Belt-Buckle:

That is just so many different kinds of awesome.

Ryan Witte

Flora Horror

This is pretty much exactly where I might have hoped trends in landscaping wouldn't go.  It's pretty disgusting.

It seems to be plaguing Palm Springs, and who knows where else, but basically they strip every last vestige of anything natural from the land, and replace it with these stark, emotionless, dehumanizing geometric arrangements of plantings and other features:

Those aren't too terrible, but this one is exceptionally fugly:

Needless to say, Nature has a beauty all unto itself--and especially in the desert, which is one of the most startling, vibrant ecosystems on the entire planet.  It may be arrogant to believe we could ever hope to improve on the beauty of a virgin landscape.  And ultimately, we want to touch absolutely nothing, disturb nothing.  At the far end of this scale, houses that hover on slender piers, resting by the tip of a pin on the landscape, approached by wooden pathways barely touching the ground.

Honestly, though, I'm not sure how realistic that is.  And as much as we've already destroyed enough habitats around the world, I'm not sure I can see very sensitively personalizing, pruning, artistically enhancing one's property as a crime deserving of cruel and unusual punishment.

Certainly the natural landscape should be respected, first and foremost.  The previous (animal, insect) inhabitants should be able to stay, unfettered, to live a life of spiritual fulfillment.  Water run-off and geology all need to be understood and accounted for, I think that's a given.

Personally, if I were approaching untouched land with the idea to build, I definitely wouldn't cut down any major trees or anything, but I might look at some of the native flowering plants already on the property and other pleasant vegetation, examine where they've ended up on their own to not mess with it too much, and very carefully replant things into some kind of order.  Like replant five bushes so they're in size order, or adjust two patches of wildflowers so they'll be symmetrical, even out stones and boulders where they are so they can form paths and stairs, clip grasses so they don't look unruly in some places but let them grow untouched in others, and so on.  That way, you're not killing anything, you're not removing anything, you're not introducing anything foreign, but rather exploiting patterns in what's already there.  In other words, working with the land to make it into landscape.

So I think there is some respectful, ecologically sensitive middle-ground here.  This full-scale stripping of the land is a travesty, though, and it's hard to believe this is even happening in 2008.  

The worst of it all is the trend of shaving palm trees.  It gives the trunk this smooth, hard edged profile:

--photos Irfan Khan/ LA Times
Not only is this ridiculous and cruel to do to an innocent tree and look kind of scrawny and dumb, but it also destroys the habitat for countless creatures who might live in the "skirts" of the palm's bark.  It's a disgrace and--as the article points out--while this is being done to accent mid-century homes, the whole trend is completely antithetical to what the Modernists were trying to do.

On a somewhat more pleasant and less controversial note, Christie's Auction House has just unveiled their full-service website, which allows you to search for items, keep track of lots and auctions, bid online, and pretty much everything, all while sitting around in your underpants, ya big slob.

©2008, Ryan Witte